Friday, July 14, 2017

Haggard Faces part 14




The one who seems to sneer wraps its arm round his neck. The man screams childishly while wriggling his hands to aim before firing the air. The shadows inch closer as the one who seems to smirk softly pats him saying.

“its alright, if you do what we say you wont die!!!”

“now get offline!!!” says the one who seems to sneer.

“but I'm almost at level 48!” the man said.

“I said now!!!!”

Saturday, July 1, 2017

What Doctor Who's new showrunner should do




Now that Moff's final season is over, I think its high time to write about what Chibnall should do as show runner. But before I begin I think there needs to be a clear understanding of what Doctor who is. Doctor Who is a family scifi anthology series where we see the doctors many different adventures through space and time. With that, lets begin.

MULTI PART STORIES

in the classic series they had multi part stories, classic fans obviously want something similar with the new show but season nine prove that the writers have no idea how to do a two or three parter. for the record I'm all for two or three part stories but forty five minutes isn't the main problem here. What is? The writing. Speaking of which...

SHOWRUNNER

The number one problem with the use of a show runner is that one person writes half a season. So two things I suggest, first let the show runner write a single story for the middle of the season. Second stop using the shopping list technique just let writers write if its good make an episode if not don't. Speaking of which.

CHANGE THE WRITING STAFF

  If you can get promising writers from shows like Black Mirror or establish writers from Doctor Who's Big Finish audios, comics, or novels; do it. Even if you have to get up and coming writers that know how to write; do it. please stop using the same mediocre writers that have been here for the last ten seasons, I'm looking at you Mark Gatiss and Toby Whithouse.

WHAT NOT TO DO

no previous elements/continuity from previous eras of the show, no earth or our solar system, no present day young attractive female human companion, no comedic sidekicks, no season arcs, no absurd plot twists, no melodramas, no elements that exclude science fiction, no shaky cam, no sonic screwdriver, no fairy tales, no one lives forever, and no conventional story formulas.

WHAT TO DO

Do write original scifi stories that are unconventional and do use the Tardis and the doctor. Essentially the only elements that should be present next season.


FORMAT

IF I could change the format of the show this is what I would do. the structure would have three multi part stories along with single episodes in between but the stories of said season would all be in space at different times and locales. They be many differing cultures and species and none of them would look similar to each other or to our earth. So it makes sense that our companion is an alien tribal warrior
that's doesn't look like this


                                                                           but like this.
                                                                   




None of the stories will be similar to each other for it would work like Jon Pertwee's seventh season but grounded in far out space than present day earth.

IN CONCLUSION

If all else fails and you're stories either suck or are mediocre scrap em and adapt. There's a multitude of brilliant big finish audios, novels, and comics to chose from. there is no reason to make this show lame. I mean you can go anywhere in space and time.

p.s. Only stay as show runner for three to four seasons at most and if you have to have a romantic subplot don't let it be with the doctor instead have it between two companions for example have a woman from the dark ages fall in love with an alien that doesn't look human from a far flung future. Also get rid of Murray Gold as composer and hire the composers from Big Finish.