Thursday, March 3, 2016

Robot 911 operators

robotic operators sitting in cubicles slowly motioning in sync answer phone calls in an auto toneless voices. one operator answers a call.
"please state your emergency."
"oh my god, my friend's just been shot." a heighten breathing voice answers.
"if victim is robot press 1 if human press 2."
 the caller pressed 2
the operator answers.
"please hold."  an automatic techno instrumental music of Flight of the Concords The Humans are Dead proceeded for approximately 9 hours before the caller finally hung up.