part 3 is here: http://randomblog1w.blogspot.com/2016/08/haggard-faces-part-3.html
part 1 is here: http://randomblog1w.blogspot.com/2016/06/haggard-faces-part-1.html
A silver plated mouth flies towards them. "Greetings, I am your hostess 3.14159 our tour will begin shortly but before we begin you must first follow the safety guidelines, under no circumstances are you to step on the inverted escalator without wearing your magnetic boots which can be found to your left. Remember although we are allowed to be within twenty feet of the estate it is still a private residence, are there any questions?"
"Yea," said the one who seems to sneer.
"How do we get in?"
"...You cant." the hostess replies.
"I see."
Raise fists plow into the hostess mouth.
